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07-01-2023 17:31 GMT


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Music industry update | Georgia, USA | Indie artist, Tyler Noel

I had a lot of eggnog last year when I discovered one of my colleagues, Jesus could turn milk into really strong  eggnog. It wasn’t until I stopped to think about where all the milk was coming from that things started to get weird. There were no milk cartons around, I even checked the parking lot for cows. Yes, I was that wasted. And then I looked closer and noticed every time I saw him he always had a bunch of big breasted women around him. I haven’t been the same since so I must warn you, this article will suck ass! And you’ll probably kind of sort of hate yourself a little bit for not stopping reading it right here. 

I recently discovered something that I’d really hate to share with you but as a writer, I feel like I must. It is my duty to educate as well as provide information about amazing things happening in the world. I’m not one of those fancy writers that likes to sit back and dream up exciting stories, or has fantasies that they desperately want other people to have so that they are not alone in their sick sick world. I’m one of those serious types of writers that likes facts and substance when I write. To be honest with you I’m not sure I can share this information with you just now, it's too deep, but if I can, during the course of this exciting music news story I’ll ease into it gently like a virgin butt hole on Christmas Day. OOPS!! Did I just say that? OMG!! I can’t believe I just said that. Oh well, it’s too late to take it back now so whatever. Moving on. And just for the record, I’ve never done any such thing, and the good lord knows if I did, it wouldn’t be on Jesus’ birthday, how sick. I think that was one of my too many eggnogs trying to get out but don’t worry I’ve shoved it back down. Now where were we? Ah yes, that thing I discovered. To be honest with you I don’t think I’ll tell you just now. Let’s get right into this exciting independent music news update first shall we?

Released in the final quarter of 2022, “Cigarettes” is the hot new single by independent R&B music sensation Tyler Noel, who is hailed for being one of the exciting new acts that is keeping the genre alive in its most intrinsic form as she has done since the beginning of her illustrious career several years back. The track is quickly gaining momentum and according to many, is poised to be one of the Atlanta, Georgia, US singer’s most successful records to date. If real R&B music is what you are into then this one’s for you. “Cigarettes” is available to stream and download on Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, YouTube Music and all popular digital music streaming, discovery, download and promotion platforms. Watch the official music video below now. 

…wait, before you go. Remember that awesome thing I discovered that I was going to tell you? I think I’m ready to tell you now... 

Here it goes...

“I recently discovered that the chances of God being a male or female are very slim”. 

Don't ask how I know, I just know okay?! It might have been all that eggnog, I don't know. 

I was never homophobic but just to be sure, I've signed up with a whole bunch of LGBTQ communities and charities online and told them to give all my money to the 🤔🤔  … 🤔🤔 ... wait, what’s the politically correct word for them now? I don’t want to get in trouble, I’m not saying anything – the Ts, let’s leave it at that and move on quickly. So what are your thoughts? Are you controlling your thoughts right now to try not to think about God and what he, wait she; "he and she"; wait "neither he nor she"? May look like, or sound like? Are you controlling your thoughts really hard to not feel okay with some of the butt hole pleasures (OOPS!! I meant secret fantasies) you’ve had recently? Are you holding your head right now trying not to think Anything at all? You need a cigarette don’t you? I know I do. Hit play and share this record. Happy smoking. Happy 2023. May it be a prosperous year of abundance of health, wealth, love and good thoughts for you and for me, and for everyone in your family, all your friends, and everyone you share this with too. Have a wonderful day. 

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